I'll be sure to shop here the next time I'm in Texas

NOT!

UPDATE - Apparently CNN doesn't keep their videos up for long. The short version is that the guy got fired for apprehending a purse snatcher because the grocery store has a policy against getting involved. Real nice - more worried about getting sued by the criminal than protecting the customer.

Shotgun Wedding Special

Was it worth it Mr. Hornet?

Sure, I inadvertantly wandered into your territory, but to be fair, you annexed the land from me without my permission. But even still, had you shown a little diplomatic restraint, we possible could have settled this peacefully. But no - you had to immediately strike with no warning. A potentially fatal shot to my ankle that has left me scarred and swollen. With the rest of you compatriots raged and ready to join the fight, you left me no choice.

I tried a surgical strike at your base of operations, but you kept coming. I knocked you out of the air one by one, and you kept coming. I laid waste to the area around your nest, and you kept coming. One by one you came, and one by one you perished. In the end, I destroyed your home, poisoned your unborn, massacred your women, and exterminated your fellow hornets. All because you chose to attack an innocent ankle with an unprovoked assault.

Attack of the viscious fawn

Thank goodness Mrs. Richardson had that shovel. I mean really, that thing could have torn her apart. There's nothing scarier than looking into the black, souless eyes of a 20 pound fawn. Watch the video.



My favorite part is where she shows the reporter how she just swished the shovel at the fawn. Sure.

Apparently it was a bad week to be an animal. Did you read about the fire fighter in Columbus, Ohio that couldn't afford to board his dogs, so he took them down into the basement and shot them with a .22. Not only that, he hung them from a pipe so he could shoot them without them trying to get away. Nice.

Yep, David P. Santuomo, decided that was his only option. I can partially sympathize with him. I mean, he had to get home to his ailing father, and with two previous bankruptcies, he couldn't afford the high rates that kennels charge...Oh wait, his father wasn't sick...no, this cheap bastard was going on a cruise. Yep, can't pay his bills, but gets to go on a cruise. That sounds about right - this is exactly the type of person who is in need of some redistributed wealth.

So, despite the ridiculous claims of a wild and rabid fawn attack, I'm going to award the BHOD award to Mr. Santuomo. Congratulations - you can expect your bronze sphincter when you get out on work release.

Now this is cool