
Sure, I inadvertantly wandered into your territory, but to be fair, you annexed the land from me without my permission. But even still, had you shown a little diplomatic restraint, we possible could have settled this peacefully. But no - you had to immediately strike with no warning. A potentially fatal shot to my ankle that has left me scarred and swollen. With the rest of you compatriots raged and ready to join the fight, you left me no choice.
I tried a surgical strike at your base of operations, but you kept coming. I knocked you out of the air one by one, and you kept coming. I laid waste to the area around your nest, and you kept coming. One by one you came, and one by one you perished. In the end, I destroyed your home, poisoned your unborn, massacred your women, and exterminated your fellow hornets. All because you chose to attack an innocent ankle with an unprovoked assault.
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And you think the girlies get their dramatic tendencies from me! Amazing...
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