Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Attack of the viscious fawn

Thank goodness Mrs. Richardson had that shovel. I mean really, that thing could have torn her apart. There's nothing scarier than looking into the black, souless eyes of a 20 pound fawn. Watch the video.



My favorite part is where she shows the reporter how she just swished the shovel at the fawn. Sure.

Apparently it was a bad week to be an animal. Did you read about the fire fighter in Columbus, Ohio that couldn't afford to board his dogs, so he took them down into the basement and shot them with a .22. Not only that, he hung them from a pipe so he could shoot them without them trying to get away. Nice.

Yep, David P. Santuomo, decided that was his only option. I can partially sympathize with him. I mean, he had to get home to his ailing father, and with two previous bankruptcies, he couldn't afford the high rates that kennels charge...Oh wait, his father wasn't sick...no, this cheap bastard was going on a cruise. Yep, can't pay his bills, but gets to go on a cruise. That sounds about right - this is exactly the type of person who is in need of some redistributed wealth.

So, despite the ridiculous claims of a wild and rabid fawn attack, I'm going to award the BHOD award to Mr. Santuomo. Congratulations - you can expect your bronze sphincter when you get out on work release.

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